A blog about my animals hate for me.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
I literally uploaded a picture of my sister and i smiling and doing nothing interesting and it got 20 likes within an hour..
WHAT DID I DO?
WHAT IS THE SECRET TO RECEIVING SO MUCH LOVE?
wait… most everyone who liked the picture is my sisters friend….
DO I HAVE TO CHANGE INTO HER IN ORDER TO ACHIEVE PERFECTION?
stay tuned
HELPING OLD PEOPLE WITH TECHNOLOGY IS MORE LIKE
why is this so accurate
Every time i remember how i lost my dads carved engagement ring i break a lot inside. Id make another but its not the same 3
whaat I unfollowed???
Mixing:
- Split an avocado, remove the seed and spoon the whole thing into the blender bowl (or blender cup in this case).
- Add a little less than 1/4 teaspoon of Vitamin E oil. If you have Vitamin E gel capsules, pierce them and squeeze out the oil. If you’d rather, you can buy the oil for topical use.
- Pour 1 teaspoon of your favorite oil– jojoba, olive oil, sweet almond oil or coconut oil. I usually stick to olive oil because it’s worked wonders for me every time with this mask.
- Blend it up until it reaches a whipped/creamy consistency.
Application:
You can either put apply this all over or your can do the ponytail method! Put your hair up in a ponytail, saturate the ends and then cover with plastic wrap. Try to give it about 10 minutes at the least, go for 20 if you have the time! Then hop in the shower, shampoo and condition as usual. Blow your hair out or air dry for soft, shiny goodness!
World War Z - Trailer 2
Ballerinas are the most underrated athletes.
GUYS SHE IS SPINNING ON HER TOE.
ALL HER WEIGHT ON HER TOE.
HER TOE.
TOE.
Thank you someone for finally acknowledging this.
People always make ballet seem like such a wimpy, easy sport.
While we are dancing, we have to:
- turn out our feet
- hyper extended our knees
- tuck our buts under
- flatten our stomach
- close your ribcage (to the point where you cant breathe)
- shoulders are down and back
- elbows are lifted
- hands and fingers are soft
- neck is long
- use proper head movements
ALL THIS WHILE STILL IN OUR STARTING POSITIONS NOW DO ALL THAT WHILE MOVING AND LOOKING GORGEOUS. AND EFFORTLESS
You try holding your leg by your head without touching it and turning on the tips of your toes and wooden shoes and tell me ballet isn’t hard.
People always say “don’t be a ballerina” and “don’t be such a pussy”
when really ballerinas and vagina’s are probably the most hardcore things
AND BALLERINAS WITH VAGINA’S ARE JUST STRAIGHT UP METAL
SO DO NOT TELL ME BALLET IS FUCKING EASY AND NOT A REAL SPORT
Most ballerina’s are also known for dancing until their feet bleed, bandaging them up and getting back on with the show.
ballerinas are fucking hardcore ok
Ballerinas don’t just dance until their feet bleed - every dancer I’ve ever known is perpetually breaking/rebreaking their toes. Bones? Who needs ‘em? This is ballet!
(Also fun; take a female ballerina into a weight room full of guys who think they’re tough. Put her on a leg press. Start adding weight.)
As someone who is bad at ballet, I can tell you ballet is hard (or hardcore).
If you think you’re funny just because you make fun of people then you’re actually not funny.
